Swedish Insults & Swear Words: The Ultimate Guide

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It’s a well-known unwritten law across this globe of ours that one must learn how to insult someone and swear in a foreign language before one truly is accepted among the locals.

You may scuff and exhale abruptly at this statement, but research shows that swearing can be a sign of higher intelligence, so let’s not discount its’ merits just yet.

The tricky thing with insults though, is that some can be fun and jovial while others can be harsh and hurtful. To avoid workplace mishaps I’ve divided these insults and swear words into the following severity levels:

  • SFW = Safe For Work
  • SFW-ish = Sometimes Safe For Work, Sometimes Not
  • NSFW = Not Safe For Work

I also want to clarify that this list is not intended to offend or hurt anyone, but rather to shine a light on this lesser-known side of Swedish linguistics, as well as celebrate all the weird ways language can emphasize emotion and build relationships among us humans.

If you don’t particularly care for foul language, no worries! In that case, I’d suggest hopping over to this article featuring a more general look on each Nordic language and how they all compare in ease of learning, beauty, practical benefits, and more.

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And for those of you who want to keep exploring the dark and murky seas of Swedish insults and swear words: let’s dive right in, shall we?

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A Guide to Swedish Insults

Swedes can be very PC sometimes โ€” especially in certain workplaces โ€” so use these insults at your own risk. But if you say any of these in a joking way towards a friend, you’re unlikely to get into any trouble but rather produce a laugh or two instead.

These insults do work especially well in relaxed environments and with friends who are usually up for some banter, like sports teams, tightly-knit work teams, etc.

The Classic Swedish insults (SFW)

The following classic Swedish insults can be used to verbally and jokingly acknowledge when someone has made a mistake or said something that falls in the not-so-bright category:

  • Dรคr รคr inte plogat hela vรคgen fram till dig = The snow plow didn’t make it all the way to you” (alludes to someone not using their full brain capacity in one way or another)
  • Du รคr inte den vassaste kniven i lรฅdan = “You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer” (suggests that someone isn’t among those who generally excel in one way or another)
  • Har du tomtar pรฅ loftet? = Do you have elves in the attic?” (questions whether someone has lost their mind in one way or another)
  • Du har inte alla hรคstar hemma eller? = “You don’t have all your horses in the stables do you?” (questions if someone has lost heir marbles, so to speak)
  • Hissen gรฅr inte hela vรคgen upp = “The elevator doesn’t reach the top floor” (suggests that someone might not be utilizing and/or consulting with their brain properly.)
  • Du har inte bรคgge รฅrorna i vattnet = “You don’t have both oars in the water” (suggests someone might be conducting a task incorrectly)
  • Lamporna blinkar, bommarna รคr nere, men det kommer inget tรฅg = “The lights are flashing and the barriers are down, but there’s no train coming” (suggests that despite appearing otherwise, someone might not be operating at their full mental capacity)
  • Det รคr inte riktigt rรคtt mรถblerat pรฅ รถvervรฅningen hos dig = “Your top floor is not properly furnished” (suggests that someones mind might be a mess in one way or another)
  • Du har inte alla .rar-filer i releasen = “You don’t have all the .rar-files in the release” (alludes to not having all the tools or elements necessary to complete the task at hand)
  • Du รคr ju helt bakom flรถtet = “You are behind the float” (behind the curve)

Regional Insults On the Lighter Side (SFW)

Skรฅne:

  • Ditt รฅlahue = “You eelhead, you” (alludes to someone displaying the intelligence of an eel)
  • Va inte en sรฅnn pattaglytt = “Don’t be such a teet-sucker (alludes to someone acting in a childish manner)
  • Du รคr en riktig klydderรถv = “You are an a#$ who likes to make things harder than they are
  • Din jรคvla fubbick = “You damn moron

Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish)

  1. Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame)
  2. Skitstรถvel = Sh-t-boot
  3. Rikspucko = National fool
  4. Skojare = Dishonest person
  5. Pellejรถns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jรถns are both names with no negatiove connotations)
  6. Pajas = Clown
  7. Sopa = Trash
  8. Klรฅpare = Someone faking a skill
  9. Spรฅn = Sawdust
  10. Fiskmรฅs = Seagull
  11. Slashas = Lazy person
  12. Knรคppgรถk = Goofy cuckoo bird
  13. Fรฅntratt = Silly funnel
  14. Sumprunkare = The lowest-ranked fisherman staying behind on a docked boat, responsible for rocking the boat to let fresh water flow over the catch (Derogatory term for someone deemed to have less than average intelligence)
  15. Lymmel = Dishonest person
  16. Snorvalp = Snotty pup (Inexperienced person)
  17. UFO = UFO
  18. Pappskalle = Paperhead
  19. Tรถlp = Rude man
  20. Flรถte = Float
  21. Amรถba = Amoeba
  22. Drummel = Clumbsy person
  23. Byfรฅne = Village idiot
  24. Pottsork = Annoying child
  25. Deghรถg = Pile of dow
  26. Dumbom = Mean person
  27. Bondlurk = Poor person from the countryside
  28. Fรคhund = Dishonest person
  29. Knรคppskalle = Goofyhead

Hostile Swedish One-Word Insults (NSFW)

  • Avskum = Scum
  • Rรถvhatt = A#$hat
  • Ynkrygg = Coward
  • Fanskap = Devilish thing
  • Odugling = Unworthy person
  • Krรคk = Vomit
  • Skit = Sh-t
  • Kรถtthuvud = Meathead
  • ร„rthjรคrna = Peabrain
  • Drรคgg = Sediment
  • Arsel = A#$
  • Idiot = Idiot

Clever (But Fairly Hostile) Swedish Insults (NSFW)

  • Du รคr inte dum, du har bara otur nรคr du tรคnker = “You’re not stupid, you’re just unlucky when you think”
  • Jag hoppas din dag blir lika trevlig som du รคr = “I hope your day will be as unpleasant as you are”
  • Du รคr inte lika stark som du luktar = “You’re not as strong as you smell”
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A Guide to Swedish Swear Words (With Level of Severity)

SFW Swedish Swear Words

  • Vid Odens skรคgg! = By Odin’s beard!
  • Attans! = Dang!
  • Jรคklar! = Darn!
  • Nedrans! = Doggone!
  • Fรถr bรถvelen! = For devil’s sake!
  • Sjutton gubbar! = Seventeen old men!
  • Vafalls! = What the heck!
  • Far och flyg! = Flee and fly!
  • Rackarns! = Rascal!
  • Jรคrnspikar! = Iron nails!
  • Jรถsses Amalia! = Jeez!
  • Gudars skymning! = Dusk of the Gods!

SFW-ish Swedish Swear Words

Fan! = Fu-k!

Skit ocksรฅ! = Sh-t!

Helvete! = Hell!

Piss! = Piss!

Satan! = Satan!

NSFW (But Also Funny) Swedish Swear Words

Balders balle! = Balder’s di-k!

Satflรคsk! = Devil’s pork!

Vid Odens ollon! = By Odin’s glans!

Kukens vrede! = The wrath of the di-k!

Pro-Tip: Swedes Love to Combine Swear Words For Maximum Effect

  • Helvetes skit
  • Helvetes jรคvla fanskap
  • Satan i helvetes jรคvla skit
  • Helvetes jรคvla skit-helvete
  • Jรคvla skitfan!
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Insults and/or swear words that are considered taboo in Sweden

And thus not included here
  • Racial slurs are never acceptable for the majority of Swedes
  • Degrading sexist slurs may be prevalent within certain crowds, but are generally frowned upon by most Swedes



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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/07/090713085453.htm

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By Karl Andersson

As a native Swede with a Finnish mother, Karl identifies as both Nordic and Scandinavian. He left Sweden at 19 to explore the world, and stayed abroad for almost 8 yearsโ€”during which he backpacked, worked every job there was, earned a degree from UC Berkeley, and met the future mother of his children. He ultimately returned to his native Malmรถ with his love, where they now have 3 Swedish-American boys eager to explore the world.

10 comments

  1. I arrived here searching for some swear I hear frequently in Swedish movies when they find a dead body or something goes wrong. It sounds like fee fan but I can’t find the fee part anywhere!

    1. Fy fan!

      It’s a fairly versatile curse that can be used in amazement, disgust, pleasure, etc.

      “Damn” is what I would translate it to, because they share a similar root (hell/lucifer), are used commonly, aren’t considered very harsh, and are equally versatile.

  2. My father recalls an incident when he was small when his father, upon hitting his thumb with a hammer, uttered something that sounded (phonetically) like “twi foracken!” My grandmother got after him for the bad language. Do you have any idea what it the word or words could be, and what they mean?

    1. Hmm maybe “Fy fรถr attans!” (pronounced “fee for ah-tuns” and equates to “damn it!” or “for crying out loud”) or something along those lines? My dad and his brothers say it all the time when they wack themselves by accident with hammers and various other tools. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Could also be “Fy fรถr fanken” (“fee for fun-ken”) but I have not heard this as much down here in southern Sweden.

  3. I wish you would have included a list of taboo words, including the bigoted and sexist ones. For someone who’s trying to learn the language, it would be helpful to recognize these insults so we know if we’re being insulted by others using them. It’s also helpful to learn which words to avoid using. Teaching these words doesn’t promote their usage in people who wouldn’t ordinarily use such words in their own native language otherwise. Teaching them provides a heads-up so we know if we’re being insulted by them, if it ever happens.

    1. Hi Maxine!
      It is indeed tricky to navigate the murkier nuances of a language, and I agree that it could be useful to learn the taboo words as well. I might write a separate article for those as the focus here was more on the most popular and generally accepted ways to swear and curse, as opposed to the truly hurtful and unacceptable ways.
      I hope you have a mostly pleasant and fun experience with these words!
      โ€“Karl

  4. I just laughed my head off. My ex is Swedish. I am Portuguese. My 3 kids all know how to curse in Swedish. To be honest, I always found it hilarious when he got angry and cursed. I can’t explain why, but it just sounds so ridiculous and not insulting, if it weren’t for the tone of voice. But I learned quite a few new ones after reading this. My ex liked saying several in a row, I am not sure if that is common in Sweden or not. He would say things like “helvete llavla piss skit!!! (spelling, sorry) And other times he’d say “va-fan!!!” lol After years of this sort of cursing, we started asking him to curse on demand, just for fun.

    1. Haha thanks for sharing! And I totally get why certain accents of Swedish sound ridiculous when swearing. You definitely reinforced the point I was trying to make: Cursing truly has the power to bring people together in funniest ways. ๐Ÿ™‚

      And yes absolutely โ€” the more consecutive Swedish curse words you can fit in a sentence the better as far as we Swedes are concerned! ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. Thank you so much for this list! I’ve referred to it a number of times while writing some fan fiction set in Sweden.

    1. You’re very welcome, and thanks for reading and for pointing this out. You are of course correct and I’ve excluded this term (as well as edited it out of your comment, hope that’s okay with you).

      I’m glad you had some use for this list in your work โ€” may I ask what kind of fan fiction are you writing?

      โ€“Karl

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